Local Man Somehow Achieves Better Life After Purchasing 57th Ice Cream Maker
In an unexpected twist of suburbia, an ordinary man proclaimed that his quest for a better life has culminated in the acquisition of his...
McKinsey & Company Settles Opioid Crisis Probe by Paying $650 Million in Monopoly Money
In a move more reminiscent of a children’s game than corporate accountability, McKinsey & Company has agreed to pay $650 million to resolve a...
Vigilante Traffic Sign Artist Declared Public Enemy Number One for Unleashing Unseen Levels of...
In a jaw-dropping twist of creativity, a vigilante artist has turned the roads of Colorado into a riotous display of NSFW traffic signs, prompting...
LA Declares Itself a Full-Blown Fortress City in Hilarious Attempt to Weather Trump’s Incoming...
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and late-night comedians gaining invaluable material, Los Angeles has enacted a new ordinance...
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Sued for Allegedly Organizing Brutal Dance Battle After Unsolicited ‘Sassy Move’
In a shocking turn of events, Sean 'Diddy' Combs finds himself at the center of a lawsuit after being accused of launching an impromptu...
Nation in Shock as Local Man Leaves Giant Tattoo-Shaped Dent in Gravity After Bumping...
In a stunning display of human clumsiness, one man’s unfortunate encounter with a wall has not only left a mark on his body but...
Mattel Unveils Latest Movie Dolls Featuring Accidentally Printed URL for World’s Leading Adult Entertainment...
In a stunning blunder that has left parents both puzzled and horrified, Mattel’s latest batch of ‘Wicked’ movie dolls has been accidentally packaged with...
Haitian Vacation Destined for Chaos as Spirit Airlines Announces New ‘Guns or Roses’ Flight...
In a shocking turn of events grounded in absurdity, Spirit Airlines has rolled out its latest promotional campaign, ‘Guns or Roses’, following a memorable...
Harriet Tubman Awarded Intergalactic General Rank at Veterans Day Extravaganza, Unleashing Time-Traveling Freedom Fighters
In a move that can only be described as a cosmic blend of history and sci-fi, Harriet Tubman has been posthumously promoted to the...
Local Man Arrested for Murder After Elaborate Scheme to Frame Bear for Identity Theft...
In a bizarre twist of fate, a man has been arrested not just for murder, but for an outrageous scheme involving bears and identity...
