Judge Admits Defeat, Divorces Case After Defense Claims He ‘Made Eye Contact with the...
In an unexpected twist, a judge overseeing a pivotal case surrounding alleged fake electors has opted for a dramatic recusal, following accusations of anti-Trump...
Archaeologists Discover Ancient Egyptian Party Scene Featuring Mummies Downing Psychedelic Cocktails at Raves
Recent archaeological discoveries have blown the lid off ancient Egyptian culture, revealing that the pharaohs were not just known for their hieroglyphs and tombs...
Google Unleashes Horde of Chrome-Selling Pirates to Save Browser Market Share Amidst Furious Pantomime
In an unprecedented twist reminiscent of a Hollywood blockbuster, Google reacts to rumors of having to sell its beloved Chrome browser by hiring a...
Local Man Confirms Universe’s Total Lack of Sense Makes Absolutely No Sense to Him
In a groundbreaking moment of existential clarity, one bewildered local has voiced an opinion about the universe that has left everyone scratching their heads....
Local Man Goes Extra Mile, Accidentally Discovers New Dimension of Existence and Becomes Intergalactic...
In today's world where everyone feels the pressure to exceed expectations, one man's quest to go the 'extra mile' has literally warped the fabric...
Jersey Mike’s Subs Valued at $8 Billion After Mysterious Investment from Intergalactic Sandwich Consortium
In a shockwave reverberating through both the culinary and financial worlds, Jersey Mike's Subs has reportedly rocketed to an astronomical $8 billion valuation following...
Nation Declares State of Emergency as 5 Million Children Misplace Medicaid Coverage Under Couch...
In an unprecedented twist of fate, more than five million children have suddenly found themselves in a chaotic game of hide-and-seek with their Medicaid...
Vigilante Traffic Sign Artist Declared Public Enemy Number One for Unleashing Unseen Levels of...
In a jaw-dropping twist of creativity, a vigilante artist has turned the roads of Colorado into a riotous display of NSFW traffic signs, prompting...
New York Airport Declares State of Emergency After Drone Enthusiast Attempts to Deliver Pizza...
In a bizarre twist of events, a single drone sighting at one of New York's bustling airports led to a full-blown emergency as air...
McKinsey & Company Settles Opioid Crisis Probe by Paying $650 Million in Monopoly Money
In a move more reminiscent of a children’s game than corporate accountability, McKinsey & Company has agreed to pay $650 million to resolve a...
