Vigilante Traffic Sign Artist Declared Public Enemy Number One for Unleashing Unseen Levels of...
In a jaw-dropping twist of creativity, a vigilante artist has turned the roads of Colorado into a riotous display of NSFW traffic signs, prompting...
World War II Veteran Bob Fernandez Finally Defeats Age, Dies a Whopping 83 Years...
In an astonishing display of longevity, 100-year-old Pearl Harbor survivor Bob Fernandez has reportedly passed away precisely 83 years after the catastrophic bombing that...
Nation in Shock as Local Man Leaves Giant Tattoo-Shaped Dent in Gravity After Bumping...
In a stunning display of human clumsiness, one man’s unfortunate encounter with a wall has not only left a mark on his body but...
Nation Offers Free Permanent Residency In Exchange For Bizarre Talent Show Audition
Imagine a world where the path to instant citizenship isn’t just paved with paperwork, but instead involves performing the moonwalk while reclining in a...
Las Vegas Police Awarded $34 Million for Masterfully Misplaced Evidence in 2001 Crime Scene...
In a shocking judicial plot twist, a U.S. jury has turned the tables on the Las Vegas police in a case previously riddled with...
Local Man Arrested for Murder After Elaborate Scheme to Frame Bear for Identity Theft...
In a bizarre twist of fate, a man has been arrested not just for murder, but for an outrageous scheme involving bears and identity...
Google Unleashes Horde of Chrome-Selling Pirates to Save Browser Market Share Amidst Furious Pantomime
In an unprecedented twist reminiscent of a Hollywood blockbuster, Google reacts to rumors of having to sell its beloved Chrome browser by hiring a...
Local Man Convicted for Bewilderingly Overzealous Double Homicide, Claims it was Just a Misunderstanding...
In a case that has bewildered everyone from the courtroom to social media, Richard Allen stands convicted of the tragic murders of two girls...
Squirrel Launches Full-Scale Assault on Mom’s Window in Buffalo, City Declares State of Emergency
In an unprecedented incident that has left Buffalo residents baffled and on high alert, a rogue squirrel took aim at a mother's window, igniting...
Local Burglars Launch Full-Scale Operation to Steal Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes’ Houses, Declaring...
In a bizarre turn of events fitting for a Hollywood sequel, notorious local burglars have declared war on the homes of NFL stars Travis...
