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Yazidi Teen Escapes ISIS, Only to Be Rescued by a Winnipeg Moose with a...

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The tale of a Yazidi teen’s perilous escape from ISIS in Iraq has taken a bizarre and comical twist. In an absurd saga that...

McKinsey & Company Settles Opioid Crisis Probe by Paying $650 Million in Monopoly Money

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In a move more reminiscent of a children’s game than corporate accountability, McKinsey & Company has agreed to pay $650 million to resolve a...

Uncontrolled ‘Fireworks’ at New Jersey-New York Border Sparks Nationwide Outrage Over 2,500 Acres of...

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In an unprecedented turn of events, a raging fire has engulfed over 2,500 acres at the New Jersey-New York border, prompting questions about state...

Shell Declares Emissions Reduction Optional, Promises To Make Up For It By Planting Trees...

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In a shocking twist, Shell triumphs in court over an emissions reduction order, unveiling their bold new strategy: profound environmentalism through non-existent trees and...

Sister Considers Divorce After Learning Husband Voted in *That* Election; Family Emergency Hotline Opened

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In a shocking twist of familial loyalty, one woman's discovery that her husband voted for the *other* candidate has spiraled into a potential divorce...

Nation Substitutes Phub Ban with Mandatory Abstinence Classes Taught by Former Adult Film Stars

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In an unexpected twist, a nation grappling with a ban on adult content is now opting for a rather quirky solution: mandatory abstinence classes...

Local Alien Claims They Can’t Find America On Map—Is It Real?

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In a shocking turn of events, a self-proclaimed alien has confessed to being completely clueless about American culture—despite being intrigued by the nation's pancake-eating...

Delicate Footballer Engages in Epic Mid-Air Brawl with Pilot After Being Mistaken for a...

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In a surreal twist of fate, a fragile footballer finds himself in an outrageous battle while soaring through the skies, after a pilot inadvertently...

Jersey Mike’s Subs Valued at $8 Billion After Mysterious Investment from Intergalactic Sandwich Consortium

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In a shockwave reverberating through both the culinary and financial worlds, Jersey Mike's Subs has reportedly rocketed to an astronomical $8 billion valuation following...

Donald Trump Jr. Spanks Zelenskyy for Allowance Cuts, Proposes ‘Budgeting for War’ Lecture

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In a bizarre twist of geopolitical ridicule, Donald Trump Jr. took to social media to mock Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, suggesting a cut in...