U.S. Defense Contractor Offers $42 Million to Former Iraqi Detainees as Apology for Mental...
In a wild twist in corporate accountability, a U.S. defense contractor has announced it will pay $42 million to former Iraqi detainees, coupled with...
Judge Admits Defeat, Divorces Case After Defense Claims He ‘Made Eye Contact with the...
In an unexpected twist, a judge overseeing a pivotal case surrounding alleged fake electors has opted for a dramatic recusal, following accusations of anti-Trump...
Local Historians Confirm: ‘Unluckiest Man in Pompeii’ Wins Lifetime Achievement Award for Suffering
Meet the 'unluckiest man in Pompeii,' whose skeleton tells a tragicomic tale of monumental bad luck, involving a rock, a tunnel, and a surprise...
Shell Declares Emissions Reduction Optional, Promises To Make Up For It By Planting Trees...
In a shocking twist, Shell triumphs in court over an emissions reduction order, unveiling their bold new strategy: profound environmentalism through non-existent trees and...
Local Man Arrested for Murder After Elaborate Scheme to Frame Bear for Identity Theft...
In a bizarre twist of fate, a man has been arrested not just for murder, but for an outrageous scheme involving bears and identity...
South Korea’s President Impeached After Attempting to Rule with a Hot Dog Cart and...
In a seemingly absurd turn of events, South Korea's president attempted to commandeer governance with a hot dog cart and confusing martial law—prompting an...
Squirrel Launches Full-Scale Assault on Mom’s Window in Buffalo, City Declares State of Emergency
In an unprecedented incident that has left Buffalo residents baffled and on high alert, a rogue squirrel took aim at a mother's window, igniting...
Sister Considers Divorce After Learning Husband Voted in *That* Election; Family Emergency Hotline Opened
In a shocking twist of familial loyalty, one woman's discovery that her husband voted for the *other* candidate has spiraled into a potential divorce...
Archaeologists Discover Ancient Egyptian Party Scene Featuring Mummies Downing Psychedelic Cocktails at Raves
Recent archaeological discoveries have blown the lid off ancient Egyptian culture, revealing that the pharaohs were not just known for their hieroglyphs and tombs...
Nation Declares State of Emergency as 5 Million Children Misplace Medicaid Coverage Under Couch...
In an unprecedented twist of fate, more than five million children have suddenly found themselves in a chaotic game of hide-and-seek with their Medicaid...











