Wisconsin Woman Announces Divorce After Kayaker’s Elaborate Fake Death Turns Out to Be Ultimate...
When a Wisconsin kayaker staged an elaborate hoax of his own demise, he likely had no idea that he would be paddling right into...
FDA Discovers Secret Mold Army in Tom’s of Maine Facility, Citing Bacteria as New...
In an unexpected twist, the FDA's recent inspection at Tom's of Maine has unveiled a bizarre world where bacteria and mold reign supreme, prompting...
Local Historians Confirm: ‘Unluckiest Man in Pompeii’ Wins Lifetime Achievement Award for Suffering
Meet the 'unluckiest man in Pompeii,' whose skeleton tells a tragicomic tale of monumental bad luck, involving a rock, a tunnel, and a surprise...
Nation Declares State of Emergency as 5 Million Children Misplace Medicaid Coverage Under Couch...
In an unprecedented twist of fate, more than five million children have suddenly found themselves in a chaotic game of hide-and-seek with their Medicaid...
Local Man Goes Extra Mile, Accidentally Discovers New Dimension of Existence and Becomes Intergalactic...
In today's world where everyone feels the pressure to exceed expectations, one man's quest to go the 'extra mile' has literally warped the fabric...
Nation Offers Free Permanent Residency In Exchange For Bizarre Talent Show Audition
Imagine a world where the path to instant citizenship isn’t just paved with paperwork, but instead involves performing the moonwalk while reclining in a...
Local Man Confirms Universe’s Total Lack of Sense Makes Absolutely No Sense to Him
In a groundbreaking moment of existential clarity, one bewildered local has voiced an opinion about the universe that has left everyone scratching their heads....
Mattel Unveils Latest Movie Dolls Featuring Accidentally Printed URL for World’s Leading Adult Entertainment...
In a stunning blunder that has left parents both puzzled and horrified, Mattel’s latest batch of ‘Wicked’ movie dolls has been accidentally packaged with...
Just Eat Takeaway Announces Epic Fire Sale of Grubhub, Offers Free Integrity with Every...
In a move that has left the food delivery industry shaking, Just Eat Takeaway has decided to sell Grubhub at a jaw-dropping loss of...
Local Man Arrested for Murder After Elaborate Scheme to Frame Bear for Identity Theft...
In a bizarre twist of fate, a man has been arrested not just for murder, but for an outrageous scheme involving bears and identity...
