Local Man Asks ‘Fair Question’ Before Instantly Becoming CEO of Quantum Time Travel Company
A seemingly benign inquiry has skyrocketed a humble local man's life into the cosmos, as he casually asks a fair question, triggering an unforeseen...
Desperate Measures: Trump’s Border Czar Announces Nationwide Workplace Raids with Clown Car Logistics
In a shocking escalation of workplace immigration policy, Trump’s newly appointed ‘border czar’ has unveiled plans for ludicrously extravagant immigration raids that will sweep...
Nation Holds Breath as Reddit Attempts Elaborate Ritual to Restore Productive Dialogue
As Reddit dives headfirst into an elaborate scheme to reignite productive conversation, its users grab their popcorn in anticipation. This satirical exploration dissects Reddit's...
Nation in Shock as Local Man Leaves Giant Tattoo-Shaped Dent in Gravity After Bumping...
In a stunning display of human clumsiness, one man’s unfortunate encounter with a wall has not only left a mark on his body but...
Local Man Confirms Universe’s Total Lack of Sense Makes Absolutely No Sense to Him
In a groundbreaking moment of existential clarity, one bewildered local has voiced an opinion about the universe that has left everyone scratching their heads....
Sister Considers Divorce After Learning Husband Voted in *That* Election; Family Emergency Hotline Opened
In a shocking twist of familial loyalty, one woman's discovery that her husband voted for the *other* candidate has spiraled into a potential divorce...
Yazidi Teen Escapes ISIS, Only to Be Rescued by a Winnipeg Moose with a...
The tale of a Yazidi teen’s perilous escape from ISIS in Iraq has taken a bizarre and comical twist. In an absurd saga that...
Biden Unleashes Presidential Fury, Neatly Commuting 1,500 Sentences While Hosting Nationwide Game of Clemency...
In a spectacular showcase of executive power, President Biden shocked the world by commuting a jaw-dropping 1,500 sentences and doling out 39 pardons in...
U.S. Defense Contractor Offers $42 Million to Former Iraqi Detainees as Apology for Mental...
In a wild twist in corporate accountability, a U.S. defense contractor has announced it will pay $42 million to former Iraqi detainees, coupled with...
Canadian Teen Contracts Rare Super Bird Flu After Whispering Sweet Nothings to a Wild...
In what can only be described as a plot twist straight out of a bizarre coming-of-age movie, a Canadian teenager finds themselves in a...
