Local Woman Now Offering Financial Wisdom Alongside Psychic Readings and Free Pizza
In a shocking turn of events, a local woman has declared herself both a financial advisor and a psychic, leaving many perplexed and concerned....
Aspiring Criminal Can’t Contain Himself, Immediately Launches Epic 12-Part Crime Series Featuring Elaborate Heists...
In a shocking turn of events, a local man has decided that waiting to commit crimes is for chumps. He boldly declared his intention...
Local Employee Discovers Revolutionary New Method of Being Ticketed for Parking Halfway to Mars
In a world where parking tickets have evolved into a form of modern art, one employee's illegal parking predicament spirals into an outlandish saga....
OpenAI Researcher and Whistleblower Suddenly Engaged in Intense Game of Hide and Seek with...
The tragic story of a former OpenAI researcher, who met an untimely end at just 26, has taken a bizarre turn as authorities report...
Love Is Blind Contestants Reveal Shocking Second Job as Undercover Labor Board Investigators
In a bizarre turn of events, contestants from 'Love Is Blind' are now apparently moonlighting as undercover agents for the Labor Board. This unprecedented...
Local Burglars Launch Full-Scale Operation to Steal Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes’ Houses, Declaring...
In a bizarre turn of events fitting for a Hollywood sequel, notorious local burglars have declared war on the homes of NFL stars Travis...
Woman Forced to Await Miscarriage Care Amid Georgia’s Barbaric Abortion Law Now Just Waiting...
In a LAND OF THE BIZARRE, a woman finds herself caught in the whirlwind of Georgia's stringent abortion laws, making intuitive leaps into the...
Japan Discovers New English Proficiency Strategy: Communicating Solely Through Anime
In a groundbreaking revelation, Japan has ranked 92nd in English proficiency, prompting a nationwide pivot to a revolutionary strategy of communicating exclusively through anime....
TIL Al Capone Ran Charity Dedicated to Feeding Three Hot Meals a Day to...
In one of the most ludicrous twists of charity lore, infamous gangster Al Capone not only served up hot meals to the down-and-out during...
Inside Norway’s Maximum Security Prisons: A 5-Star Resort for Criminals or Just Really Nice...
Norway’s maximum security prisons have become the material of a bizarre vacation brochure. With facilities resembling luxurious hotels and activities including yoga classes and...
