Local Dad Deemed ‘Inappropriate’ After Outrageous Attempt to Replicate Viral TikTok Dance at School...
In a shocking turn of events, a local father has been labeled 'inappropriate' after his overly ambitious attempt to steal the spotlight during his...
Mattel Unveils Latest Movie Dolls Featuring Accidentally Printed URL for World’s Leading Adult Entertainment...
In a stunning blunder that has left parents both puzzled and horrified, Mattel’s latest batch of ‘Wicked’ movie dolls has been accidentally packaged with...
Inside Norway’s Maximum Security Prisons: A 5-Star Resort for Criminals or Just Really Nice...
Norway’s maximum security prisons have become the material of a bizarre vacation brochure. With facilities resembling luxurious hotels and activities including yoga classes and...
Nation Declares State of Emergency as 5 Million Children Misplace Medicaid Coverage Under Couch...
In an unprecedented twist of fate, more than five million children have suddenly found themselves in a chaotic game of hide-and-seek with their Medicaid...
LA Declares Itself a Full-Blown Fortress City in Hilarious Attempt to Weather Trump’s Incoming...
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and late-night comedians gaining invaluable material, Los Angeles has enacted a new ordinance...
Desperate Measures: Trump’s Border Czar Announces Nationwide Workplace Raids with Clown Car Logistics
In a shocking escalation of workplace immigration policy, Trump’s newly appointed ‘border czar’ has unveiled plans for ludicrously extravagant immigration raids that will sweep...
Idaho Doctors Attempt to Pass Miscarrying Patient Like a Hot Potato Amidst Abortion Ban...
In a twist that could only happen in Idaho, doctors are resorting to absurd measures as they navigate the chaos brought on by stringent...
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Sued for Allegedly Organizing Brutal Dance Battle After Unsolicited ‘Sassy Move’
In a shocking turn of events, Sean 'Diddy' Combs finds himself at the center of a lawsuit after being accused of launching an impromptu...
Donald Trump Jr. Spanks Zelenskyy for Allowance Cuts, Proposes ‘Budgeting for War’ Lecture
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical ridicule, Donald Trump Jr. took to social media to mock Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, suggesting a cut in...
South Korea’s President Impeached After Attempting to Rule with a Hot Dog Cart and...
In a seemingly absurd turn of events, South Korea's president attempted to commandeer governance with a hot dog cart and confusing martial law—prompting an...
