Yazidi Teen Escapes ISIS, Only to Be Rescued by a Winnipeg Moose with a...
The tale of a Yazidi teen’s perilous escape from ISIS in Iraq has taken a bizarre and comical twist. In an absurd saga that...
Inside Norway’s Maximum Security Prisons: A 5-Star Resort for Criminals or Just Really Nice...
Norway’s maximum security prisons have become the material of a bizarre vacation brochure. With facilities resembling luxurious hotels and activities including yoga classes and...
Shell Declares Emissions Reduction Optional, Promises To Make Up For It By Planting Trees...
In a shocking twist, Shell triumphs in court over an emissions reduction order, unveiling their bold new strategy: profound environmentalism through non-existent trees and...
Local Woman Now Offering Financial Wisdom Alongside Psychic Readings and Free Pizza
In a shocking turn of events, a local woman has declared herself both a financial advisor and a psychic, leaving many perplexed and concerned....
Japan Discovers New English Proficiency Strategy: Communicating Solely Through Anime
In a groundbreaking revelation, Japan has ranked 92nd in English proficiency, prompting a nationwide pivot to a revolutionary strategy of communicating exclusively through anime....
Sister Considers Divorce After Learning Husband Voted in *That* Election; Family Emergency Hotline Opened
In a shocking twist of familial loyalty, one woman's discovery that her husband voted for the *other* candidate has spiraled into a potential divorce...
Biden Unleashes Presidential Fury, Neatly Commuting 1,500 Sentences While Hosting Nationwide Game of Clemency...
In a spectacular showcase of executive power, President Biden shocked the world by commuting a jaw-dropping 1,500 sentences and doling out 39 pardons in...
Logan Paul Launches ‘Crypto-Truth Serum’ to Prove His Investment Genius, Results Unsettling
In an audacious twist of events, Logan Paul has unveiled a bizarre new strategy dubbed the 'Crypto-Truth Serum' to vindicate his dubious cryptocurrency endorsements....
Local Employee Discovers Revolutionary New Method of Being Ticketed for Parking Halfway to Mars
In a world where parking tickets have evolved into a form of modern art, one employee's illegal parking predicament spirals into an outlandish saga....
Wisconsin Woman Announces Divorce After Kayaker’s Elaborate Fake Death Turns Out to Be Ultimate...
When a Wisconsin kayaker staged an elaborate hoax of his own demise, he likely had no idea that he would be paddling right into...













