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LA Declares Itself a Full-Blown Fortress City in Hilarious Attempt to Weather Trump’s Incoming...

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In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and late-night comedians gaining invaluable material, Los Angeles has enacted a new ordinance...

Japan Discovers New English Proficiency Strategy: Communicating Solely Through Anime

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In a groundbreaking revelation, Japan has ranked 92nd in English proficiency, prompting a nationwide pivot to a revolutionary strategy of communicating exclusively through anime....

Lawyer Claims Client’s Outburst at Jail Was Actually an Elaborate Performance Art Piece

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In a case that defies both reason and sanity, the lawyer representing a suspect in the notorious killing of a healthcare executive insists his...

New York Airport Declares State of Emergency After Drone Enthusiast Attempts to Deliver Pizza...

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In a bizarre twist of events, a single drone sighting at one of New York's bustling airports led to a full-blown emergency as air...

Exclusive: Russia Withdraws from Syria in Attempt to Pave Driveway with Airstrikes

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In a shocking turn of events, sources confirm that Russia is not completely exiting Syria, instead opting for a bizarre new endeavor: turning military...

Woman Forced to Await Miscarriage Care Amid Georgia’s Barbaric Abortion Law Now Just Waiting...

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In a LAND OF THE BIZARRE, a woman finds herself caught in the whirlwind of Georgia's stringent abortion laws, making intuitive leaps into the...

Harriet Tubman Awarded Intergalactic General Rank at Veterans Day Extravaganza, Unleashing Time-Traveling Freedom Fighters

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In a move that can only be described as a cosmic blend of history and sci-fi, Harriet Tubman has been posthumously promoted to the...

FDA Discovers Secret Mold Army in Tom’s of Maine Facility, Citing Bacteria as New...

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In an unexpected twist, the FDA's recent inspection at Tom's of Maine has unveiled a bizarre world where bacteria and mold reign supreme, prompting...

Squirrel Launches Full-Scale Assault on Mom’s Window in Buffalo, City Declares State of Emergency

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In an unprecedented incident that has left Buffalo residents baffled and on high alert, a rogue squirrel took aim at a mother's window, igniting...

OpenAI Researcher and Whistleblower Suddenly Engaged in Intense Game of Hide and Seek with...

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The tragic story of a former OpenAI researcher, who met an untimely end at just 26, has taken a bizarre turn as authorities report...