Canadian Teen Contracts Rare Super Bird Flu After Whispering Sweet Nothings to a Wild...
In what can only be described as a plot twist straight out of a bizarre coming-of-age movie, a Canadian teenager finds themselves in a...
Nation Holds Breath as Kash Patel Nominated to Wield Unlimited Power, Experts Predict Apocalypse
In a shocking twist that could only be dreamt up by Hollywood screenwriters, the former FBI officials are raising alarms over Kash Patel’s upcoming...
Mattel Unveils Latest Movie Dolls Featuring Accidentally Printed URL for World’s Leading Adult Entertainment...
In a stunning blunder that has left parents both puzzled and horrified, Mattel’s latest batch of ‘Wicked’ movie dolls has been accidentally packaged with...
World War II Veteran Bob Fernandez Finally Defeats Age, Dies a Whopping 83 Years...
In an astonishing display of longevity, 100-year-old Pearl Harbor survivor Bob Fernandez has reportedly passed away precisely 83 years after the catastrophic bombing that...
TIL Al Capone Ran Charity Dedicated to Feeding Three Hot Meals a Day to...
In one of the most ludicrous twists of charity lore, infamous gangster Al Capone not only served up hot meals to the down-and-out during...
Biden Unleashes Presidential Fury, Neatly Commuting 1,500 Sentences While Hosting Nationwide Game of Clemency...
In a spectacular showcase of executive power, President Biden shocked the world by commuting a jaw-dropping 1,500 sentences and doling out 39 pardons in...
Local Man Goes Extra Mile, Accidentally Discovers New Dimension of Existence and Becomes Intergalactic...
In today's world where everyone feels the pressure to exceed expectations, one man's quest to go the 'extra mile' has literally warped the fabric...
McKinsey & Company Settles Opioid Crisis Probe by Paying $650 Million in Monopoly Money
In a move more reminiscent of a children’s game than corporate accountability, McKinsey & Company has agreed to pay $650 million to resolve a...
Love Is Blind Contestants Reveal Shocking Second Job as Undercover Labor Board Investigators
In a bizarre turn of events, contestants from 'Love Is Blind' are now apparently moonlighting as undercover agents for the Labor Board. This unprecedented...
Sister Considers Divorce After Learning Husband Voted in *That* Election; Family Emergency Hotline Opened
In a shocking twist of familial loyalty, one woman's discovery that her husband voted for the *other* candidate has spiraled into a potential divorce...
