Shell Declares Emissions Reduction Optional, Promises To Make Up For It By Planting Trees...
In a shocking twist, Shell triumphs in court over an emissions reduction order, unveiling their bold new strategy: profound environmentalism through non-existent trees and...
Nation Holds Breath as Kash Patel Nominated to Wield Unlimited Power, Experts Predict Apocalypse
In a shocking twist that could only be dreamt up by Hollywood screenwriters, the former FBI officials are raising alarms over Kash Patel’s upcoming...
Inside Norway’s Maximum Security Prisons: A 5-Star Resort for Criminals or Just Really Nice...
Norway’s maximum security prisons have become the material of a bizarre vacation brochure. With facilities resembling luxurious hotels and activities including yoga classes and...
Local Man Asks ‘Fair Question’ Before Instantly Becoming CEO of Quantum Time Travel Company
A seemingly benign inquiry has skyrocketed a humble local man's life into the cosmos, as he casually asks a fair question, triggering an unforeseen...
Local Burglars Launch Full-Scale Operation to Steal Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes’ Houses, Declaring...
In a bizarre turn of events fitting for a Hollywood sequel, notorious local burglars have declared war on the homes of NFL stars Travis...
Nation Breathlessly Awaits Arrival of World’s Largest Heavy Hauler, Dubbed ‘Behemoth on Wheels’
In a stunning display of engineering absurdity, transportation officials confirm the impending arrival of the 'Behemoth on Wheels'—a colossal heavy hauler designed to deliver...
Yazidi Teen Escapes ISIS, Only to Be Rescued by a Winnipeg Moose with a...
The tale of a Yazidi teen’s perilous escape from ISIS in Iraq has taken a bizarre and comical twist. In an absurd saga that...
LA Declares Itself a Full-Blown Fortress City in Hilarious Attempt to Weather Trump’s Incoming...
In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and late-night comedians gaining invaluable material, Los Angeles has enacted a new ordinance...
Delicate Footballer Engages in Epic Mid-Air Brawl with Pilot After Being Mistaken for a...
In a surreal twist of fate, a fragile footballer finds himself in an outrageous battle while soaring through the skies, after a pilot inadvertently...
Aspiring Criminal Can’t Contain Himself, Immediately Launches Epic 12-Part Crime Series Featuring Elaborate Heists...
In a shocking turn of events, a local man has decided that waiting to commit crimes is for chumps. He boldly declared his intention...
