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LA Declares Itself a Full-Blown Fortress City in Hilarious Attempt to Weather Trump’s Incoming...

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In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and late-night comedians gaining invaluable material, Los Angeles has enacted a new ordinance...

TIL Al Capone Ran Charity Dedicated to Feeding Three Hot Meals a Day to...

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In one of the most ludicrous twists of charity lore, infamous gangster Al Capone not only served up hot meals to the down-and-out during...

Local Driver Turns Sports Center into Real-Life Demolition Derby, 35 Crushed Underweight of Spectacle

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In an unexpected fusion of athleticism and vehicular mayhem, a driver transformed a tranquil sports center into a scene more reminiscent of a disaster...

Local Historians Confirm: ‘Unluckiest Man in Pompeii’ Wins Lifetime Achievement Award for Suffering

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Meet the 'unluckiest man in Pompeii,' whose skeleton tells a tragicomic tale of monumental bad luck, involving a rock, a tunnel, and a surprise...

McKinsey & Company Settles Opioid Crisis Probe by Paying $650 Million in Monopoly Money

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In a move more reminiscent of a children’s game than corporate accountability, McKinsey & Company has agreed to pay $650 million to resolve a...

Exclusive: Russia Withdraws from Syria in Attempt to Pave Driveway with Airstrikes

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In a shocking turn of events, sources confirm that Russia is not completely exiting Syria, instead opting for a bizarre new endeavor: turning military...

Inside Norway’s Maximum Security Prisons: A 5-Star Resort for Criminals or Just Really Nice...

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Norway’s maximum security prisons have become the material of a bizarre vacation brochure. With facilities resembling luxurious hotels and activities including yoga classes and...

OpenAI Researcher and Whistleblower Suddenly Engaged in Intense Game of Hide and Seek with...

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The tragic story of a former OpenAI researcher, who met an untimely end at just 26, has taken a bizarre turn as authorities report...

Delicate Footballer Engages in Epic Mid-Air Brawl with Pilot After Being Mistaken for a...

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In a surreal twist of fate, a fragile footballer finds himself in an outrageous battle while soaring through the skies, after a pilot inadvertently...

Local Alien Claims They Can’t Find America On Map—Is It Real?

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In a shocking turn of events, a self-proclaimed alien has confessed to being completely clueless about American culture—despite being intrigued by the nation's pancake-eating...