Woman Forced to Await Miscarriage Care Amid Georgia’s Barbaric Abortion Law Now Just Waiting...
In a LAND OF THE BIZARRE, a woman finds herself caught in the whirlwind of Georgia's stringent abortion laws, making intuitive leaps into the...
Local Man Convicted for Bewilderingly Overzealous Double Homicide, Claims it was Just a Misunderstanding...
In a case that has bewildered everyone from the courtroom to social media, Richard Allen stands convicted of the tragic murders of two girls...
Local Driver Turns Sports Center into Real-Life Demolition Derby, 35 Crushed Underweight of Spectacle
In an unexpected fusion of athleticism and vehicular mayhem, a driver transformed a tranquil sports center into a scene more reminiscent of a disaster...
Local Man Arrested for Murder After Elaborate Scheme to Frame Bear for Identity Theft...
In a bizarre twist of fate, a man has been arrested not just for murder, but for an outrageous scheme involving bears and identity...
Haitian Vacation Destined for Chaos as Spirit Airlines Announces New ‘Guns or Roses’ Flight...
In a shocking turn of events grounded in absurdity, Spirit Airlines has rolled out its latest promotional campaign, ‘Guns or Roses’, following a memorable...
Shell Declares Emissions Reduction Optional, Promises To Make Up For It By Planting Trees...
In a shocking twist, Shell triumphs in court over an emissions reduction order, unveiling their bold new strategy: profound environmentalism through non-existent trees and...
Harriet Tubman Awarded Intergalactic General Rank at Veterans Day Extravaganza, Unleashing Time-Traveling Freedom Fighters
In a move that can only be described as a cosmic blend of history and sci-fi, Harriet Tubman has been posthumously promoted to the...
Local Historians Confirm: ‘Unluckiest Man in Pompeii’ Wins Lifetime Achievement Award for Suffering
Meet the 'unluckiest man in Pompeii,' whose skeleton tells a tragicomic tale of monumental bad luck, involving a rock, a tunnel, and a surprise...
TIL Al Capone Ran Charity Dedicated to Feeding Three Hot Meals a Day to...
In one of the most ludicrous twists of charity lore, infamous gangster Al Capone not only served up hot meals to the down-and-out during...
Sister Considers Divorce After Learning Husband Voted in *That* Election; Family Emergency Hotline Opened
In a shocking twist of familial loyalty, one woman's discovery that her husband voted for the *other* candidate has spiraled into a potential divorce...
