Bernie Sanders Declares Urgent Quest to Defeat Oligarchs Before They Turn Everyone into Secretly...
In a world where oligarchs seem to be orchestrating the downfall of democracy while sipping overpriced lattes, Bernie Sanders has stepped onto the stage...
Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
House Ethics Committee to Review Gaetz Report at Next Meeting of Secret Society of...
In an unexpected twist of events, the House Ethics Committee has decided to withhold the report on Matt Gaetz, opting instead for the inscrutable...
FBI Director Christopher Wray Caught Practicing Yoga at the FBI Headquarters After Vowing Never...
In a stunning display of hashtag rebellion against conventional FBI protocols, Director Christopher Wray was recently seen engaging in an enlightening yoga session right...
Ex-FBI Informant Pleads Guilty to Scheming to Frame Bidens with Invisible Ink and Magic...
In an unprecedented legal spectacle, former FBI informant Alexander Smirnov has pled guilty to fabricating outrageous claims about the Biden family, leading to a...
Key Witness Turns Out to Be Creative Writing Major, Admits Biden Corruption Story was...
In an unexpected twist worthy of a Hollywood script, Alexander Smirnov, the alleged key witness in the Biden corruption saga, has admitted to fabricating...
Pentagon Unveils New Military Deportation Strategy: Now With 50% More Random Act of Confetti
In a baffling twist to Trump's military deportation plan, Pentagon officials have unveiled a strategy that is as extravagant as it is insane, suggesting...
Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Solve Grocery Prices by Replacing All Food with...
In a baffling return to the political arena, Trump is daring to tackle the grocery price crisis by reimagining our food entirely. Embracing a...
Trump Unveils Groundbreaking Economic Strategy: Actually Raises Grocery Prices in Hopes of Starting National...
In an unprecedented turn of events, Donald Trump has flipped his campaign promise to lower grocery prices on its head, launching a bold initiative...
