Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
Bernie Sanders Declares Urgent Quest to Defeat Oligarchs Before They Turn Everyone into Secretly...
In a world where oligarchs seem to be orchestrating the downfall of democracy while sipping overpriced lattes, Bernie Sanders has stepped onto the stage...
Ex-FBI Informant Pleads Guilty to Scheming to Frame Bidens with Invisible Ink and Magic...
In an unprecedented legal spectacle, former FBI informant Alexander Smirnov has pled guilty to fabricating outrageous claims about the Biden family, leading to a...
Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Solve Grocery Prices by Replacing All Food with...
In a baffling return to the political arena, Trump is daring to tackle the grocery price crisis by reimagining our food entirely. Embracing a...
Calif. Democrats Launch All-Out Offensive, Prepare to Flip GOP House Districts by Literal Earthquake
In an unprecedented move, California Democrats are revolutionizing their strategy to flip Republican-held districts by employing the geological power of earthquakes. By harnessing natural...
Trump Unveils Groundbreaking Economic Strategy: Actually Raises Grocery Prices in Hopes of Starting National...
In an unprecedented turn of events, Donald Trump has flipped his campaign promise to lower grocery prices on its head, launching a bold initiative...
FBI Director Christopher Wray Caught Practicing Yoga at the FBI Headquarters After Vowing Never...
In a stunning display of hashtag rebellion against conventional FBI protocols, Director Christopher Wray was recently seen engaging in an enlightening yoga session right...
House Speaker Mike Johnson Bans Transgender Bathrooms, Replaces Them with Magical Unicorn Toilets for...
In a shocking turn of events, House Speaker Mike Johnson has not only banned transgender bathrooms but has proposed a whimsical alternative: magical unicorn...
Pentagon Unveils New Military Deportation Strategy: Now With 50% More Random Act of Confetti
In a baffling twist to Trump's military deportation plan, Pentagon officials have unveiled a strategy that is as extravagant as it is insane, suggesting...
Nancy Pelosi Launches Shadow Campaign to Debunk AOC’s Bid for Top Committee Role, Announces...
In a bizarre political twist, Nancy Pelosi appears to be orchestrating a covert operation to sabotage Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's quest for a high-profile committee position....
