Trump Launches SpaceX with Unqualified Republican Astronauts, Accidentally Appoints Judiciary Reform Committee
In a move that defies all logic, former President Trump inadvertently transforms a SpaceX launch viewing into a chaotic judiciary nomination party, as amused...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
House Ethics Committee to Review Gaetz Report at Next Meeting of Secret Society of...
In an unexpected twist of events, the House Ethics Committee has decided to withhold the report on Matt Gaetz, opting instead for the inscrutable...
World Leaders to Address Global Crisis in Epic Saturday Morning Cartoon Showdown Featuring Giant...
In an unprecedented twist, the leaders of the world are teaming up with beloved Saturday morning cartoon characters to tackle current global crises. Expect...
Trump Education Nominee Claims Controversial PhD in Educational Karaoke, Immediately Resigns After Faking Grades
The recent resignation of a Trump Education Department nominee has spiraled into absurdity as she claimed to possess a PhD in Educational Karaoke—a degree...
Warren Discovers Trump Transition Already Hosting Illegal Rave, Declares DJ a Fugitive
In an unexpected twist of political fate, Senator Elizabeth Warren has revealed that the Trump transition team isn't just breaking laws — they are...
Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Solve Grocery Prices by Replacing All Food with...
In a baffling return to the political arena, Trump is daring to tackle the grocery price crisis by reimagining our food entirely. Embracing a...
Nancy Pelosi Launches Shadow Campaign to Debunk AOC’s Bid for Top Committee Role, Announces...
In a bizarre political twist, Nancy Pelosi appears to be orchestrating a covert operation to sabotage Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's quest for a high-profile committee position....
Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
