Nancy Pelosi Launches Shadow Campaign to Debunk AOC’s Bid for Top Committee Role, Announces...
In a bizarre political twist, Nancy Pelosi appears to be orchestrating a covert operation to sabotage Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's quest for a high-profile committee position....
Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Solve Grocery Prices by Replacing All Food with...
In a baffling return to the political arena, Trump is daring to tackle the grocery price crisis by reimagining our food entirely. Embracing a...
Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
World Leaders to Address Global Crisis in Epic Saturday Morning Cartoon Showdown Featuring Giant...
In an unprecedented twist, the leaders of the world are teaming up with beloved Saturday morning cartoon characters to tackle current global crises. Expect...
House Ethics Committee to Review Gaetz Report at Next Meeting of Secret Society of...
In an unexpected twist of events, the House Ethics Committee has decided to withhold the report on Matt Gaetz, opting instead for the inscrutable...
Trump Launches SpaceX with Unqualified Republican Astronauts, Accidentally Appoints Judiciary Reform Committee
In a move that defies all logic, former President Trump inadvertently transforms a SpaceX launch viewing into a chaotic judiciary nomination party, as amused...
Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
Trump Unleashes Legal Kraken to Abolish Birthright Citizenship, Asks Supreme Court for a Side...
Donald Trump's latest crusade against birthright citizenship has taken a bizarre and absurd turn, as he embarks on an epic quest to delete the...
Trump Declares Himself Dictator, Experts Say It’s More Than Just a ‘Strong Leadership’ Phase
In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, the question isn’t merely whether Trump is an authoritarian but whether he’s planning a one-man...
Texas Announces Plan to Host Trump-Run Rodeo for Mass Deportation—Guaranteed Admission with Cowboy Hat
In an unprecedented twist to immigration policy, Texas has unveiled an extravagant proposal inviting Donald Trump to spearhead a mass deportation initiative from a...
