House Ethics Committee to Review Gaetz Report at Next Meeting of Secret Society of...
In an unexpected twist of events, the House Ethics Committee has decided to withhold the report on Matt Gaetz, opting instead for the inscrutable...
Calif. Democrats Launch All-Out Offensive, Prepare to Flip GOP House Districts by Literal Earthquake
In an unprecedented move, California Democrats are revolutionizing their strategy to flip Republican-held districts by employing the geological power of earthquakes. By harnessing natural...
Trump Unleashes Legal Kraken to Abolish Birthright Citizenship, Asks Supreme Court for a Side...
Donald Trump's latest crusade against birthright citizenship has taken a bizarre and absurd turn, as he embarks on an epic quest to delete the...
Trump Education Nominee Claims Controversial PhD in Educational Karaoke, Immediately Resigns After Faking Grades
The recent resignation of a Trump Education Department nominee has spiraled into absurdity as she claimed to possess a PhD in Educational Karaoke—a degree...
Pentagon Unveils New Military Deportation Strategy: Now With 50% More Random Act of Confetti
In a baffling twist to Trump's military deportation plan, Pentagon officials have unveiled a strategy that is as extravagant as it is insane, suggesting...
Texas Announces Plan to Host Trump-Run Rodeo for Mass Deportation—Guaranteed Admission with Cowboy Hat
In an unprecedented twist to immigration policy, Texas has unveiled an extravagant proposal inviting Donald Trump to spearhead a mass deportation initiative from a...
Trump Declares Himself Dictator, Experts Say It’s More Than Just a ‘Strong Leadership’ Phase
In a world teetering on the edge of chaos, the question isn’t merely whether Trump is an authoritarian but whether he’s planning a one-man...
House Speaker Mike Johnson Bans Transgender Bathrooms, Replaces Them with Magical Unicorn Toilets for...
In a shocking turn of events, House Speaker Mike Johnson has not only banned transgender bathrooms but has proposed a whimsical alternative: magical unicorn...
Trump Launches SpaceX with Unqualified Republican Astronauts, Accidentally Appoints Judiciary Reform Committee
In a move that defies all logic, former President Trump inadvertently transforms a SpaceX launch viewing into a chaotic judiciary nomination party, as amused...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
