Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
Progressive Democrats Unleash Ruthless Takeover, Elects Houseplant as New Party Leader
In an unprecedented move that has left political analysts scratching their heads, Progressive Democrats have embarked on a mission to dethrone the party leadership....
MAGA Declares Project 2025: A Daring Blueprint to Replace American Government with Life-Size Trump...
In an outrageous twist of political ambition, MAGA enthusiasts have dubbed Project 2025 as the definitive agenda to usher in the 'Trump Era 2.0.'...
Breaking: Kremlin Unveils Playbook for State TV with Melania’s Modeling Portfolio as New Propaganda...
In a bizarre and jaw-dropping turn of events, the Kremlin has reportedly decided to showcase nude photos of Melania Trump on state television. This...
AOC Unleashes Mind-Bending Quantum Rhetoric to Explain Why Voting for Both Her and Trump...
In an unprecedented move, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addresses the baffling phenomenon of voters who somehow feel comfortable backing both her progressive ideals and the...
Trump Appoints ‘Border Czar’ to Launch Nationwide Workplace Raids, Freedom to Issue Arrest Warrant...
In a bizarre twist of presidential priorities, Donald Trump's freshly minted ‘Border Czar’ has announced plans for sweeping workplace immigration raids, claiming it’s to...
Trump Steals Bernie’s Working-Class Soul, Vows to Replace It with Premium-Grade Faux Proletariat Fluff
In a political landscape where narratives are up for grabs, Donald Trump has reportedly absconded with Bernie Sanders’ revered working-class story. Analysts suggest this...
Warren Discovers Trump Transition Already Hosting Illegal Rave, Declares DJ a Fugitive
In an unexpected twist of political fate, Senator Elizabeth Warren has revealed that the Trump transition team isn't just breaking laws — they are...
