Local Preemies to Feature in Upcoming Reality Show ‘Survival of the Fittest: Kindergarten Edition’
In a shocking turn of events, research now suggests that kids born at 32-26 weeks might be wrestling not just with their ABCs, but...
Archaeologists Confirm King Arthur Monument is Actually 5,500 Years Old After Finding Arthur’s Selfie...
In a shocking twist for historians, the King Arthur monument in Cornwall has been dated to a staggering 5,500 years old. This monumental discovery...
Scientists Reveal Radical New Climate Change Prevention Method: Challenge Politicians to a Dance-Off For...
In an unprecedented twist on climate activism, scientists have proposed a bizarre yet hilarious approach to combating climate change. Forget advocating or writing letters:...
If Scientists Hadn’t Noticed, Hurricanes Would Be Spinning Like Tasmanian Devils at 300 KPH...
As if hurricanes weren't terrifying enough, they are now upgrading into hyper-speed, catastrophic whirlwinds thanks to rising ocean temperatures. With an average wind speed...
Your Friends’ Gut Bacteria Are Spreading Like the World’s Weirdest Virus — Complete Strangers...
Recent revelations uncover that our guts are not just personal; they’re communal party zones for microbiomes. Friends influence our microbial makeup, but so do...
Nutritionists Unveil Revolutionary ‘Food Cloak’ That Makes Fiber Taste Like Cotton Candy Instead of...
In an astonishing twist in the world of dietary science, researchers are now encapsulating dreary pea cell-wall fibers in a whimsical gel that makes...
Customers Now Creating Personal Plastic Bag Empires After Grocery Bags Banned, Experts Warn of...
In a hilarious twist of fate, the ban on free plastic bags has sent grocery shoppers spiraling into comical chaos. With the government's best...
Mississippi Transforms from Academic Wasteland to Absolute Genius Factory with a $15 Million Fairy...
In a breathtakingly absurd twist of fate, Mississippi's education system has pulled off a miraculous glow-up from the bottom of the national academic abyss...
Humanity Celebrates Epic Achievement of Cranking Up Planet’s Thermostat by 1.5°C Since 1700: Next...
In an astonishingly controversial feat, humanity has successfully raised the Earth’s temperature by a staggering 1.5°C since 1700, all while binge-watching Netflix and planning...
Scientists Confirm Voyager 2 Encounter with Uranus Was Just a Mild Cosmic Fart
In a revelation that’s left the space community gasping both in shock and laughter, researchers have discovered that Voyager 2's 1986 flyby of Uranus...
