Local Children Discover New Superpowers Thanks to War’s Gift of DNA Mutations, Study Reveals
A recent study from the prestigious University of Surrey reveals that children residing in war zones are not only combating psychological trauma but may...
Archaeologists Confirm King Arthur Monument is Actually 5,500 Years Old After Finding Arthur’s Selfie...
In a shocking twist for historians, the King Arthur monument in Cornwall has been dated to a staggering 5,500 years old. This monumental discovery...
Customers Now Creating Personal Plastic Bag Empires After Grocery Bags Banned, Experts Warn of...
In a hilarious twist of fate, the ban on free plastic bags has sent grocery shoppers spiraling into comical chaos. With the government's best...
Nutritionists Unveil Revolutionary ‘Food Cloak’ That Makes Fiber Taste Like Cotton Candy Instead of...
In an astonishing twist in the world of dietary science, researchers are now encapsulating dreary pea cell-wall fibers in a whimsical gel that makes...
Norway Declares Coastline Open Season as Cod Launchs 10 Million Capelin Buffet in Epic...
In an unprecedented display of marine mayhem, cod off the coast of Norway have orchestrated what can only be described as a frenetic fish...
If Scientists Hadn’t Noticed, Hurricanes Would Be Spinning Like Tasmanian Devils at 300 KPH...
As if hurricanes weren't terrifying enough, they are now upgrading into hyper-speed, catastrophic whirlwinds thanks to rising ocean temperatures. With an average wind speed...
Humanity Celebrates Epic Achievement of Cranking Up Planet’s Thermostat by 1.5°C Since 1700: Next...
In an astonishingly controversial feat, humanity has successfully raised the Earth’s temperature by a staggering 1.5°C since 1700, all while binge-watching Netflix and planning...
Study Reveals Psychopaths Actually Enjoy Stubbing Their Toes, Learn Nothing From Painful Experiences
In a stunning new twist on the psyche of those with psychopathic traits, researchers have uncovered shocking evidence that not only do these individuals...
Scientists Confirm Voyager 2 Encounter with Uranus Was Just a Mild Cosmic Fart
In a revelation that’s left the space community gasping both in shock and laughter, researchers have discovered that Voyager 2's 1986 flyby of Uranus...
Local Preemies to Feature in Upcoming Reality Show ‘Survival of the Fittest: Kindergarten Edition’
In a shocking turn of events, research now suggests that kids born at 32-26 weeks might be wrestling not just with their ABCs, but...
