Google Threatens to File Restraining Order Against the Entire US Government Over Chrome Sale...
In a move that has left the tech world buzzing, the US Department of Justice has recommended that Google sell Chrome, plunging the tech...
Danish Navy Boarded By Giant Rubber Duck Amid Undersea Cable Sabotage Incident
In a bizarre twist of international maritime drama, the Danish Navy found itself face-to-face with a colossal inflatable rubber duck while investigating the undersea...
X Expands Its Advertising Boycott Lawsuit to Include Twitch, Claims Streamers Are Secretly Sipping...
In a shocking turn of events, the social media giant X has decided to broaden its advertising boycott lawsuit to include Twitch, the world-renowned...
Cable Giants Unveil Revolutionary Approach: Mandatory Oxygen Limits to Promote Healthy Breathing
In a bold move that merges daily survival with competitive market dynamics, cable companies and Trump's FCC chair have finalized their latest agreement. Saying...
Breaking News: Ouest-France Discovers Ancient Scrolls Revealing True Meaning of ‘X’ Before Deleting Their...
In an unprecedented move, Ouest-France, the most-read francophone newspaper, has retroactively unearthed the ancient meaning of ‘X’ after deciding not to post on the...
Trump Accidentally Launches Republicans Into Outer Space, Enabling Democrats To Slip Past With Judicial...
In a bizarre chain of events, Donald Trump’s latest escapade involving a SpaceX launch has inadvertently aided Democrats in snagging vital judicial nominees. What...
Study Reveals That Climate Change Suddenly Disappears Right Before Election Season, Experts Blame Voter...
As election season approaches, scientists confirm that climate change has mysteriously hit 'pause,' leaving the planet grasping for relevancy. With political candidates scrambling to...
Joe Biden Unveils Hallmark CHIPS Act So Impressive It Literally Banished Trump to Another...
President Joe Biden has taken bold steps to insulate his transformative Hallmark CHIPS Act from any political turbulence, unleashing a wave of absurdity by...
Microtransaction Madness: $70 Game Now Includes $30 Essential ‘Emotional Support Battle Pass’
In a shocking twist that has left avid gamers reeling, the latest installment in the beloved Call of Duty franchise not only charges a...
Desperate Gamer Accidentally Turns RDR2 Into Real-Life Voice Acting Simulator for Thousands of Strangers,...
When one gamer's grand scheme to mod Red Dead Redemption 2 for live, interactive voice acting spiraled wildly out of control, the result was...
