Danish Navy Boarded By Giant Rubber Duck Amid Undersea Cable Sabotage Incident
In a bizarre twist of international maritime drama, the Danish Navy found itself face-to-face with a colossal inflatable rubber duck while investigating the undersea...
Norwegian Youth Declare War on Capitalism, Proclaim Gladiatorial Online Piracy the New Olympic Sport
In a stunning twist that has left economists reeling and major studios trembling, a recent survey reveals that half of young Norwegians are turning...
Breaking News: Ouest-France Discovers Ancient Scrolls Revealing True Meaning of ‘X’ Before Deleting Their...
In an unprecedented move, Ouest-France, the most-read francophone newspaper, has retroactively unearthed the ancient meaning of ‘X’ after deciding not to post on the...
X Expands Its Advertising Boycott Lawsuit to Include Twitch, Claims Streamers Are Secretly Sipping...
In a shocking turn of events, the social media giant X has decided to broaden its advertising boycott lawsuit to include Twitch, the world-renowned...
Study Reveals That Climate Change Suddenly Disappears Right Before Election Season, Experts Blame Voter...
As election season approaches, scientists confirm that climate change has mysteriously hit 'pause,' leaving the planet grasping for relevancy. With political candidates scrambling to...
Desperate Gamer Accidentally Turns RDR2 Into Real-Life Voice Acting Simulator for Thousands of Strangers,...
When one gamer's grand scheme to mod Red Dead Redemption 2 for live, interactive voice acting spiraled wildly out of control, the result was...
Cable Giants Unveil Revolutionary Approach: Mandatory Oxygen Limits to Promote Healthy Breathing
In a bold move that merges daily survival with competitive market dynamics, cable companies and Trump's FCC chair have finalized their latest agreement. Saying...
Microtransaction Madness: $70 Game Now Includes $30 Essential ‘Emotional Support Battle Pass’
In a shocking twist that has left avid gamers reeling, the latest installment in the beloved Call of Duty franchise not only charges a...
Local Man Confused About What Game to Play on Wednesday, Accidentally Initiates Global Tournament...
In an absurd twist of fate, a simple question about video games on a Wednesday has spiraled out of control into an epic, global...
Tech-Savvy Hosts of WIRED’s Uncanny Valley Podcast Accidentally Unleash Army of Emotionally Confused Robots
Welcome to the wild world of technology and culture, where hosts of WIRED's new podcast, Uncanny Valley, aim to explore the bizarre landscape of...
