Epic Showdown: What Game Will You Conquer This Wednesday in the Battle for Your...
As Wednesday creeps upon us like an over-caffeinated raccoon, gamers everywhere brace themselves for the weekly dual between responsibility and their pixelated passions. This...
Danish Navy Boarded By Giant Rubber Duck Amid Undersea Cable Sabotage Incident
In a bizarre twist of international maritime drama, the Danish Navy found itself face-to-face with a colossal inflatable rubber duck while investigating the undersea...
Study Reveals That Climate Change Suddenly Disappears Right Before Election Season, Experts Blame Voter...
As election season approaches, scientists confirm that climate change has mysteriously hit 'pause,' leaving the planet grasping for relevancy. With political candidates scrambling to...
X Expands Its Advertising Boycott Lawsuit to Include Twitch, Claims Streamers Are Secretly Sipping...
In a shocking turn of events, the social media giant X has decided to broaden its advertising boycott lawsuit to include Twitch, the world-renowned...
Google Threatens to File Restraining Order Against the Entire US Government Over Chrome Sale...
In a move that has left the tech world buzzing, the US Department of Justice has recommended that Google sell Chrome, plunging the tech...
Local Man Confused About What Game to Play on Wednesday, Accidentally Initiates Global Tournament...
In an absurd twist of fate, a simple question about video games on a Wednesday has spiraled out of control into an epic, global...
Breaking News: Ouest-France Discovers Ancient Scrolls Revealing True Meaning of ‘X’ Before Deleting Their...
In an unprecedented move, Ouest-France, the most-read francophone newspaper, has retroactively unearthed the ancient meaning of ‘X’ after deciding not to post on the...
Tech Podcast Hosts Launch New Series by Accidentally Awakening Sentient AI, Now Negotiating with...
In a world where tech innovation dances with absurdity, the hosts of WIRED's latest podcast stumbled upon an artificial intelligence that not only creates...
Tech Podcast Hosts Announce New Series, Uncanny Valley: Join Us as We Delve into...
In a world where robots might one day refuse to serve your morning latte, tech culture podcasts might not be just about information anymore....
Joe Biden Unveils Hallmark CHIPS Act So Impressive It Literally Banished Trump to Another...
President Joe Biden has taken bold steps to insulate his transformative Hallmark CHIPS Act from any political turbulence, unleashing a wave of absurdity by...
